Wet Tees, Please

When you've got a girl with a chest like Haydee, a camera and nice Florida weather, there's only one thing to do and it's not taking pictures of alligators. No, a man's got to stuff her in a tight T-shirt, go out and soak her chest with a garden hose. Then start snapping that shutter. Haydee works at a regular job and models part-time. She would like to be a full-time nude model but Texas is not an active area for wholesome, big-boob photography. Haydee likes tattoos and piercings, going to see rock bands in clubs and outdoor concerts, hanging out at weekend festivals and winning wet T-shirt contests. We doubt there are very many in her city that can come close to beating Haydee. She has a lock. Haydee eventually wants to domesticate. "I love going out as well as staying at home and chillin'" Haydee says. "I'm looking for someone who is down-to-earth, intelligent and into me 100%. I want to settle down in a few years with a guy I can be comfortable and secure with." Pick a boob-man, Haydee, they're dependable and will spend a lot of time in your cleavage.