Bailey Santanna is a remarkable girl with a succulent body. She's just completed a feature movie here at XLGirls with Samantha 38G, Renee Ross, Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae. More news about that soon. Meanwhile Bailey calls herself the world's greatest girlfriend. Why so, Bailey? "Because I'm really nice. I never get mad. I'll cook you breakfast and dinner every day. Do all the laundry. Clean house. I always have my own money. Never need anything. I like to make jokes, and when someone is sad, I always make them feel better. I think I've only said no to sex with my boyfriends a couple of times ever, and that was for massive illness. And I like video games. I like nerdy guys. I live in San Francisco, Silicone Valley, so whenever a guy can talk tech to me, that's hot. I will pick out the porn for you. We'll go shopping for porn, and we'll have sex while we're watching it. I buy my boyfriends porn all the time. I'm totally thrifty. I even make most of my own clothes. I usually date guys who haven't really brought home any girl to their parents yet, so their parents are just so glad they have a girlfriend. I always get that. 'Oh, we're so glad he's dating a girl. We thought he was gay.'"